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fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.
by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005
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farmstyle

Dairy perfection, forged by decades of hard work, generations of knowhow, a pinch of true love and the unflinching dedication of 90 farmer families.
“That Farmstyle Greek yogurt literally changed my life bro. I took one bite, awe-cried until i passed out, and woke up my best self. So creamy.”
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Fartist

A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.

The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.
by JimmyCreature May 18, 2014
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Farmster

a rather ratty motorcycle that no longer had a roadgoing purpose, pushed into service on the farms by a needy shepherd or the local lads to 'scramble' round the fields.
This has its origings in post war motorcycling typical of austerity during the late forties and fifties where usable farm transport was limited.

The only concession to making it more useable was worn military pattern tyres. This is now emerging as a desirable custom motorcycle style as folk look to the old styling for inspiration.
The shepherd is out in the hills on the old farmster to check on his flock
by Flying =m= September 11, 2012
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farmish

When you buy 2 1/2 acres in a place like Polk City Fl that isn’t yet a farm. You start a garden you have say three cats, a cockatiel and red wriggler composting worms, eventually you want to get chickens and other farm animals but, you have a lot of work to do on your property first.
Honey what should we call our property? How about “The Farmish”.
by Bearded Spruce January 9, 2018
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Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.
I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.
by thats gross March 13, 2009
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fartist

Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
by sholay December 29, 2003
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