forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them

Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

by jenniferpiece May 21, 2016

Nigger Fagget Fucker

Someone who is a complete jerk off and referred as a fagget constantly. Jerks off to gay black men.

Bill Navas is such a nigger fagget fucker. His wife caught him jerking it to black guys while cheating his taxes

by Dr Niggèr January 7, 2022

forgetitude

To forget a word that you yourself coined.
-Steven Colbert

I can't believe i forgot about truthiness, a word that I coined. There should be a word for that. Forgetitude?

by korndog June 18, 2008

forgeticus shiticus

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.

Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?

by defd December 20, 2010

Faggeted

Gay Man off his nuts, Drunk, Stoned, Munted, Leggless,

Always in a happy fun mood (gay version of Maggeted)

Iv had way to much to drink. I'm Faggeted !!

Iv been out all night. Fuck im Faggeted

That trip has gotten my Faggeted

by Ariescub January 17, 2011

Don’t forget to wipe!

A common send-off in the morning by one spouse to the other now that we continue to work long into old age and may need little reminders here and there.

Bye dear, have a good day and don’t forget to wipe!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020

Fargoth

The next door amnesiac wood elf who lost his healing ring. A NPC of the game Morrowind. Curiously enough, his healing ring doesn't appear to cure him from his "amnesia".

Fargoth: Thank you, you've found my ring! {Sympathy bar fills up to 90 of 100}
{You go back to Seyda Neen after three days and talk to Fargoth}
Fargoth: {Sympathy bar at 40} Hurry up stranger, I have no time to waste!

by SangeYasha April 1, 2008