fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Faptermath

The loss of horniness that comes after fapping. This normally results in complete disinterest and/or disgust towards the materials used to fap with (ie. porn).

PersonA) Damn, I came so hard last night, but after that I was sickened that I had fapped to granny porn! Why is that?

PersonB) Congratulations! You just experienced faptermath.

by Pey December 15, 2008

Fasterd

A combination of the words fat and basterd. Which is similar to "Fitch" witch is a combination of fat and bitch.

"Hey cuz, look at that FASTERD over there ordering 15 orders of french fries, what a fasterd."

by DonMega54 May 16, 2010