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fapuccino

Blended white drink with special ingredients.
Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."
by the. July 6, 2009
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Fapuccino

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012
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Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".
I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009
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Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.
Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!
by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017
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fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.
How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.
by 7ft3 August 31, 2013
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orange mocha frappacino

A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.

From the comedy, Zoolander. Quoted when Derik was feeling blue, so his buddies suggested "Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!" as the obvious cure for his sorrow. Has underlying commentary on the ever-growing Starbucks franchise and world domination factor of the company and a sugar/caffeine-driven lifestyle. Also suggests the trendiness of Starbucks, such that all the cool people (ie male models) drink coffee at Starbucks, duh!
My dog just died. Boo hoo. Time to pay $10 for some orange mocha frappacino!!
by flo123 August 27, 2005
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Fappachino

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
by Thornbrow June 7, 2011
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