fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.

When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse

by pooook October 31, 2011

fappening

A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".

The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend

by AGC195 September 2, 2014

Fappercise

When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.

I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.

by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010

Fappered Out

Tired from fapping too much.

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!

by particulus May 16, 2011

fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn

sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase

by D.E.X January 14, 2018