fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

by kingbumii May 12, 2015

Fapucino

The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.

Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.

Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.

by frankfantasia September 17, 2014

fappachino

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom May 16, 2019

fapacino

when you jizz in someones coffee without them knowing"

"Dude I just gave Jon a fapacino

by germ attack3 March 20, 2016

fachino

another word for pussy cat

"stop using me for my stank ass fachino!"

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

fapacino

When you masterbate into your coffee or someone else's and then drink it.

I made your mom a fapacino cause that bitch was groggy and she's a freak.

by Jaxsux July 25, 2016

fapuccino

What one does to naked pictures of Al Pacino

I ordered such a large fapuccino when I watched Scarface.

by pokypanda September 10, 2011