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Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.
Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
by Fish21 May 10, 2016
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Fap'n'nap

A classic fap'n'nap combo is usually combined in men ages 20-40 before they take their afternoon nap.
Man one: Hello is anyone in this thread?
Man two: I am the only one here, But im off for an ol' favorite... The Fap'n'nap
Man one: Better make that the power fap'n'nap!
Man Two: LOLZ TRU!
by Ninja7o0 March 11, 2009
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fap crap and nap

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.

Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016
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Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.
"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"
by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011
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Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011
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Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.
Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside
by Roastmasters September 15, 2010
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Fapnap

nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation
hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.
by imfromcanadpombe August 3, 2009
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