Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush

by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018

Fantuish

A ridiculous made-up word comprising of 'fantastic' and... god only knows what else. A wee scotsman named James Murray claims to be the inventor of this phrase but everyone knows it was coined by a mysterious figure known only as 'plasticcoated'.

Thats f**k fantuish. The Fantuish Rap! Good iss guys.

by Wasson August 26, 2005

Fanuimor

It's in Elvish and means "ever dark, ever black" based on the book writtten by J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of The Rings.

You can find the word fanuimor in the book, somewhere..

by wicca February 11, 2007

ussr fankid

a ussr fankid is a kid (typically 12-14 year olds) that makes jokes about the ussr and how it was better then the usa and they would live there, and they have no idea of the shit that went down in 20-90s

"oop the ussr fankid changed their profile picture to the soviet flag"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.

Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.

by Marcvp August 31, 2007

Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005