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farmersonly.com

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
by I am avacado October 29, 2018
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farmers bet

an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term
nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?
by melcor March 10, 2009
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Farmers Tan

A tan appearing only on the face, neck, and arms. The rest of the body is untaned, and so uppon removing ones shirt there is a distinct line appearing at the collar and arms. A result of working outdoors in rolled up sleeves, T shirts, or sleeveless shirts.

Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
A Farmers Tan; The only tan worth working for!
by Grayor©hid December 9, 2008
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Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014
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Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.
Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!
by kferg June 21, 2008
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farmers market girl

An young urban dwelling woman with an earthy style who can often be found looking for fresh organic produce at local farmers markets or Whole Foods. The farmer's market girl shops at the gap and urban outfitters, drives a hybrid car, takes her dog to the local dog park, recycles, and wears very little make up. Her causes are animal rights and saving the planet. She shuns the glitz and glamour associated with big city life and favors communing with nature.
The girl I saw jogging with her dog on Fountain Avenue was a total farmers market girl. I don't think I should ask her to go with me to Area on Friday.
by Anne Boelyn May 6, 2007
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farmers hat

Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.
by rusty tom September 28, 2006
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