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Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010
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Northam Fallacy

Claiming that a law doesn't impede on constitutional rights because it only bans some of what certain amendments protect, not all.
"Our law only bans certain firearms, not all, so it doesn't break the Second Amendment."
"That's a Northam fallacy, now take off that black makeup, you look like Thomas D. Rice."
by Kipplar December 13, 2019
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fallaneze

A word that is used to describe a frog that is in it's young-adult years.
Your toad has become quite the fine fallaneze! Congratulations.
by Dibben April 14, 2008
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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you celebrate an event before knowing it's final outcome. Often applied in sports, video games, and gambling, etc.

The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.
Kon: Guys! I think the Lakers are going to win in 4 this year!
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!

after championship where Lakers won in 5.

Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.

Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.
by lolja GUYS tell'em July 31, 2009
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Screaming Nigger Fallacy

The trite insinuation or assumption that anyone who has a problem with an online service, game or community's rules — specifically draconian rules based around restricting what members are allowed to say, — just wants to scream the word "nigger."

An inherent, reflexive, reductionist stance that dictates all support for free speech just means you want to spam the word "nigger" and don't care about anything else.
Screaming Nigger Fallacy User: "I don't think you care about people being allowed to express their views. I think you just want to say 'nigger.' I bet that's what you were banned for!"
by horridus June 4, 2022
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tu quoque fallacy

(LOGIC) a logical fallacy in which a person defends against an allegation by accusing an adversary of doing the same thing. It's a classic douchebag move because it implies that the speaker has a RIGHT to be a douchebag, by virtue of the fact that someone ELSE is being a douchebag.

From Latin, for "you, too."

WHY IT'S BAD
Suppose A is accused of terrorism. He reacts by accusing B, his enemy, of terrorism. Now, it's possible (but unlikely) that A actually chose this argument knowing he was totally innocent. More likely he wants to claim that his terrorism is PROVOKED. In effect, he's saying, "I have to do this, or I'm entitled to do this, because B did it first."

First, as logic it's a red herring. But what makes it douchebaggery rather than just another wartime propaganda tactic, is that it's MORALLY irrelevant as well as LOGICALLY irrelevant. The victims of terrorism almost never have any material control over either perpetrator ever.
ANNA: Abu Yahya, I don't know if your definition of "tu quoque fallacy" belongs in the Urban Dictionary. This isn't Wikipedia, you know.

ABU YAHYA: The reason I did is that I see all the time people using the rationale that, because somebody else did something bad to me, therefore I get to do something similar to anybody. It's sort of like sloppy revenge.

ANNA: Like men punishing random women because their girlfriends allegedly did something shitty to them?

ABU YAHYA: Actually, that's a perfect example of a tu quoque!
by Abu Yahya June 3, 2010
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Sussus Amogus Fallacy

When someone tries to rebuttals someone else’s argument and/or claims with the Latin name for a fallacy they just committed, one might reply with “Sussus Amogus fallacy” to make fun of the person who used the Latin.

Could also be used to make fun of people who cite fallacies committed as rebuttals (other than citing the fallacy fallacy) especially If their accusation of a fallacy has no substance
Person 1: *says something with a possibly fallacy*
Person 2: “Ad hominem” (or any other fallacy) “Your argument means nothing”
Person 1 or outsider to the argument: “Sussus Amogus fallacy”
by SigmaGigaChad April 2, 2021
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