Fakesta

fakesta is someone on internet posting about how everday they gets so much money and sex but in reality never Acquired these things

Also they brag about hood they are and would beat up anyone

But in reality have never grew up in the hood

And can't fight themselves out a wet paper bag if they tried

Jim is such a Fakesta ,talking about about how he runs these streets , the only things he runs is a co-op on call of duty!!!

by Incubus HeMan May 17, 2021

Faestar

The awesomest girl on H*R.net (homestarrunner.net)

Faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread

by Hooooomsar June 8, 2003

fakestagram

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?

Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 4, 2014

Fakestorming

This is when your boss pulls you and group of your coworkers together to "brainstorm" a concept when they already have a plan. This fake brainstorm is designed to make you feel valued and important, but it actually does the opposite.

I hate it when Joe Bossy Pants gives us a research assignment only to find out in the "brainstorm" that he already has a concept and he needs us to implement it. It's a total fakestorming session.

by h2ogurl June 17, 2010

Fakesta

someone who is doing too much at the moment

aisha was being a fakesta when she kissed her ex boyfriend in front of her current one.

by Aisha a.k.a young esh April 22, 2006

Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

by lickalollipop June 23, 2015

Faketard

N. Used to describe someone who is extremely fake, 2-faced, and possesses the intelligence of a mentally-retarded person.

Kenny's sudden 180-degree turn of 2-faced betrayal by stabbing his girlfriend in the back; along with his arrognorance & his explosive temper, infantile tantrums) make him a total faketard.

by IsntWhoItWouldBe October 25, 2017