faitherooski

A very rare creature commonly found in Runescape, known to make people feel happy and giggly while they are around, although no one has found one for longer than 5 minutes, as they are very timid creatures.

Person A: 0mfg a faitherooski
Person B: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i threw pokeball too late

by bensanomfg July 30, 2009

Faithe

Stupid. Fucking. Whore.

Oh shit it’s a rat

Why is Faithe always wearing those sunglasses?

by Anactaulrat May 30, 2019

faitheist

someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.

a combination of faith and atheist

"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"

"i thought you didnt believe in god"

"yeah, im a faitheist."

by plastictreees June 16, 2007

Faitheist

Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.

Faitheist: I was once an atheist like you, but through the power of prayer I connected with "God" and am now a blessed follower.
Me: An atheist has no god to pray to. We both know you're full of shit.
Faitheist: I... I... God hates you and you'll burn in hell.
Me: Fuck off.

by @stylblog April 22, 2010

Faithers, alt. (Faither)

1. People who have left Mother Earth and gone to colonize distant worlds
2. The name for Christians in the future
3. One who has faith in God Almighty

A group of people who have gone and colonized a distant world and who also believe in Jesus Christ.

by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of Behold the Face October 23, 2003

Faitheist

An atheist who is just as blindly sure there is no God, as the religious people are blindly sure there is one. Not to be confused with an agnostic, who thinks humans are incapable of knowing for sure what's really out there.

I was talking to this Faitheist recently and he was so damn sure his views were the right ones that he reminded me of an evangelical christian. Check your ego homie, you don't know shit.

by Joe Salone December 29, 2010

Faitheist

Someone who pretends they have faith to fit in or succeed in a social system, but secretly does not believe in supernatural deities.

There's no way Barack Obama isn't a faitheist.

by solgartner December 25, 2010