Pavement Fairy

British Navy slang dating from around the First World War. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexualirty, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

by Croatalin November 23, 2013

Fairy comments

Mean comments with a twist that are hella funny

This hits different💕🧚 ♀️✨ in a domestic abuse kinda way🌸🦋🌈 (fairy comments)

Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️

by hm26 May 19, 2020

Fairy Floss

Fairy floss ,A sugary treat made and packaged by the tooth fairy to help assist in easy painless removal of children's teeth for harvesting

As tempting as it is,keep your head and arms out of the fairy floss machine

by MiLLzY_2016 June 22, 2016

Fairy Floss

another word for cotton candy used in Australia.

Fairy floss is teh shit

by teh definitioner August 14, 2003

fairy comment

a comment that is supposed to be hurtful but the writer uses a fairy emoji to make it funny.

Make sure to hydrate 🧚🏻💫💗and keep your head under the water😍💫🧚🏻🧚🏻 is an example of a fairy comment.

by urbandictionaryqween July 8, 2020

Dong Fairy

A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!

MEGAN!! You won't believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!

by T-Whip May 13, 2016

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .

Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

by TurtleTron August 7, 2018