Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.
Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.
by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018
Get the Sigmund Freud mug.An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.
Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
by tikib March 1, 2011
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A Freudian Slip is when someone means to say something but accidently says something else, which reflects their true thoughts/ opinions or supressed desires about something.
Examples of freudian slips...
"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or
"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"
"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or
"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"
by BitchnProud June 11, 2006
Get the freudian slips mug.The German car manufacturer, BMW has often used this phrase in its marketing efforts. Loosely translated to English, it means "driving pleasure" or perhaps "the joy of driving." This phrase seems to be consistent with their best known marketing catch phrase, "The Ultimate Driving Machine."
by ParataxicD March 9, 2010
Get the freude am fahren mug.Referring to shooter games, when one player through boredom or ulterior motives decides to start a war or feud of sorts with his own teammate and or teammates. It often culminates with warring parties getting kicked from the game and the opposite team completely destroying you in points.
"Did you see what that fucker MASCO WVU just did to me? He came into my sniper nest, planted c-4 on me, then proceeded to detonate it. Its blood feud time!!!!!"
"Man i had this sweet ass blood feud going with PEDO BEAR last night. Sure it set me back by a few hundred points but it was totally worth it."
"Man i had this sweet ass blood feud going with PEDO BEAR last night. Sure it set me back by a few hundred points but it was totally worth it."
by MASCO WVU January 26, 2010
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To render an object as either a representation of a penis or a vagina.
Originating from the Austrian psychologist: Sigmund Freud. Freud is known for being the father of modern psychology due to his then-revolutionary studies of psychoanalysis and the development of the concepts of id, ego, superego, Oedipus complex, etc.. However, he is conventionally known for his emphasis on the underlying effect of sex. In his interpretations of dreams, almost anything was either a vagina or a penis.
To render an object as either a representation of a penis or a vagina.
Originating from the Austrian psychologist: Sigmund Freud. Freud is known for being the father of modern psychology due to his then-revolutionary studies of psychoanalysis and the development of the concepts of id, ego, superego, Oedipus complex, etc.. However, he is conventionally known for his emphasis on the underlying effect of sex. In his interpretations of dreams, almost anything was either a vagina or a penis.
Psychoanalyst: So what do you remember?
Patient: Uh, a bucket.
Psychoanalyst: Ok, so that is a vagina.
Patient: Wait, did you just Freud my bucket?
Psychoanalyst: Anger, indicating sexual frustration.
Student 1: See that pencil? It's a penis. That desk, with it's little cubby? A vagina. Your ruler is a penis too. Your shoes are vaginas.
Student 2: Stop Freuding my shit.
Patient: Uh, a bucket.
Psychoanalyst: Ok, so that is a vagina.
Patient: Wait, did you just Freud my bucket?
Psychoanalyst: Anger, indicating sexual frustration.
Student 1: See that pencil? It's a penis. That desk, with it's little cubby? A vagina. Your ruler is a penis too. Your shoes are vaginas.
Student 2: Stop Freuding my shit.
by Sawbones of Society November 22, 2011
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Witnessing a you tube feud is as simple as searching YouTube for any controversial topic (abortion, racism, animal research, etc.) selecting one of the top videos, and scrolling down to read the user comments.
Witnessing a you tube feud is as simple as searching YouTube for any controversial topic (abortion, racism, animal research, etc.) selecting one of the top videos, and scrolling down to read the user comments.
Sample you tube feud:
YouTuber1: "The above video fails to mention how (topic) mostly is the result of (pointless opinion)."
YouTuber2: "@YouTuber1-That's pathetic. Let me tell you a thing or two about (topic), it's called (pointless opinion)."
YouTuber1: "@YouTuber1- I'm not sure where you get your information, but you misunderstood what I said. If you had just READ MY POST, you would have understood that. The whole point of (topic) is that (pointless opinion)..."
And on and on and on...
YouTuber1: "The above video fails to mention how (topic) mostly is the result of (pointless opinion)."
YouTuber2: "@YouTuber1-That's pathetic. Let me tell you a thing or two about (topic), it's called (pointless opinion)."
YouTuber1: "@YouTuber1- I'm not sure where you get your information, but you misunderstood what I said. If you had just READ MY POST, you would have understood that. The whole point of (topic) is that (pointless opinion)..."
And on and on and on...
by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 16, 2010
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