Fagtitious

When gay people do stupid stuff.

My Fagtitious friend sucks to much dick

by ROBERT!!MAX January 16, 2022

facetiousism

1. The act of being facetious
2. A really hard word to say

"Carys, I really don't appreciate your fashesuhsism, I mean, facetiousism right now."

by nihilisticexistentialism September 11, 2011

facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

Functitious

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

Fartatious

The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!

by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020

farticious

The state being hazardously full of flatulence to the point of near expiration.

After dinner at the Mexican restaurant, she was farticious and to be rushed to the emergency room.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

fictitious

Pertaining to fiction.

Not entirely founded in real life. Not just conjecture, but also fantasy.

The Bible is largely fictitious.

Most 13 y.o. boys have a fictitious foot-long shlong.

by A. Penner February 26, 2010