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Andrew Yang Facts

Andrew Yang Facts are the nerd version of Chuck Norris Facts. They are based on presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Just like how Chuck Norris is known for being abnormally tough, Andrew Yang is known for being abnormally smart.

Can be found on Twitter under the #AndrewYangFacts hashtag.
Andrew Yang Facts:

Andrew Yang can divide by zero and times by infinity.

The square root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Andrew Yang.

On average, cute cats spend 6 hours a day watching Andrew Yang videos.

Andrew Yang can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.

Andrew Yang's asymptote reaches the limit

Andrew Yang learned to play the piano by watching someone use a harmonica

Andrew Yang eats robots for breakfast.......without any milk.

When the Avengers need brains they go to Tony Stark, when Tony Stark needs brains he goes to Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang created a mandatory personal finance curriculum that he plans to implement in every school, so that Gen Z won't grow up to be debt slaves

Andrew Yang doesn't patent inventions. Inventions patent Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang won the World Series of poker using Pokemon cards.

To Andrew Yang, every number is a rational number

Andrew Yang beat solitaire with 9 cards
by RobbieJim July 23, 2019
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I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.
"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."
by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011
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Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
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fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.
by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010
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shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.
Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016
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Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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faptism

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.
by SirLaxington October 13, 2011
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