Facehooking

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

by TBayJ November 28, 2010

Facehooking

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.

She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.

by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021

facehooker

Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.

God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.

by Koala Bare July 2, 2009

facehooker

a girl or guy who sell themselves or participates in slutty activities on Facebook.

Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.

Dude, what a facehooker.

by Spiffy Pants July 25, 2009

facehooker

a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.

Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"

by YESmina March 9, 2009

facehooked

adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook

"Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked."

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

facehook

A hooking-up session where the participants met one another via the social network facebook.

I noticed that that hot chick had "random play" in her profile, so I messaged her and arranged a facehook.

by Ryan88234 May 10, 2006