facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".

Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.

by jhernd June 10, 2015

faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007

faceblock

to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web

he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard

by donna chapman October 27, 2008

Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

facebroski

a friend on Facebook.

Plural:
John Doe: It's been a long day, and now I'm headed to bed. Good night facebrokies.

Singular:
Jane Doe: Did Ivan Doe ever add you as a friend on Facebook?
John Doe: Yes, he actually did, he is now my newest facebroski.

by Steveodotcom1 October 22, 2009

facebreak

To take a break from a particular productive activity (tradionally homework) to check your Facebook. Normally results in a non-productive hour.

Beth: Yes! We just completed the first 3 problems of our Chemistry homework!
Mary: Time for a facebreak!



Joe: I was in the library reading and decided to take a facebreak, next thing I knew it was midnight and I had got nothing done.
Billy: Fail.

by Chelzz February 13, 2009

faceboink

To have sexual intercourse on one's face.

Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd.

by Aristarkus January 11, 2009