Fuckstorm

A fuck-up of epic proportions. see shitstorm

The whole thing with Emma was just a big fuckstorm.

by thisisactuallykourtney November 13, 2017

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 5, 2019

Facesturbooking

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

Firestorm

Firestorm: Now Stop Hardcore Sex with a beautiful Redhead that leaves your cock and balls in pain but makes your dick harder than a brick leaving her hungry for more!!!

Jay: Your my firestorm babe!!
Kris:I love you two my Beast!!!!

by Guy92 March 31, 2010

fuckstorm

n. a whole lot of something; a plethora or large amount; a myriad.

I have a fuckstorm of homework tonight!

Melanie has a fuckstorm of comebacks!

Jeremy has had a fuckstorm of sexual partners!

There is a fuckstorm of beggars in the street!

by Jeremy Crowe January 10, 2007

firestorm

What Karl Crisis will do to you when you break edge.

with your powers combined, I am Karl Crisis.

by XXXCOLTONXXXDEATH April 27, 2005