faffwyrfa

fuck a fake friend where your real friends at?

person 1: faffwyrfa
person 2: for real. fuck fake friends

by lovelove33 June 11, 2018

faffing

Time wasting/feckin' around

Stop faffing around and do the dishes!

by Gordon April 2, 2003

Faffling

Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling

Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!

Guy 1: Stop faffling!

by Junken January 12, 2014

Captain Fwiffo

A green alien with a tendency to get frightened at the drop of a pencil.

Hunam 1: Did you see Captain Fwiffo ride that roller coaster? What a baby!
Hunam 2: I know right!

by 541l0rl34f March 1, 2018

fraff

1) noun - a type of nonsense that is spoken, often by accusation (see example).
2) adjective - * due to the primative environment which words such as 'fraff' are used, it is hard to distugnuish between the adjectival form of the word and the noun; however, something may be described as being 'fraff'. When referring to an idea or statement of somebody, the word will adopt a meaning implying untruthfulness, and perhaps indicating the unwillingness of the person on the receiving end to accept the idea as being sensible.

1) "Stop chatting fraff, and get on with it."

2) "It was all fraff, he doesn't know what he's talking about."

by mc silence June 10, 2003

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

Faffin

When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.

That cunts faffin up a storm!

by Faffinatress January 4, 2020