Ugly-ass shoes worn by trendy white girls whilst they sip on their overly-complicated coffee from ShitBucks.
I went into Starbucks to order a plain coffee. The girl behind the counter asked "how do you do that". I was dumbfounded until I noticed she was wearing FUGGS!
The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.