FTB

For The Bant. British saying. "bant" being short for "banter". if ever there is the need for an excuse to do anything. simply reply "For The Bant". can be applied to ANY situation without fail.

Man: "why did you eat my sandwich?" (furiously)
Second man: "For The Bant (FTB)"
Man: "Oh. Ok then"

by this is gandhi August 05, 2011

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A term which means "Fuck The BullShit" You would use it when things get too damn complicated and you just really don't give a fuck anymore. Credits of this term go out to Jason Giramma. It can even mean "Fuck That BullShit" or "Fuck This BullShit". Use it when you're mad or trying to just shut some winey bitch up. Another use is to just keep it simple and keep the peace. FTBS!

"I'm pregant!!"

"FTBS!"

or...

"Dude, she's totally cheatin on me...what should I do?"

"FTBS and break up wit that bitch"

or...

"Come on dude, just help me talk to her."

"FTBS...I'm out."

by shelbalison January 25, 2011

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New text and email acronym/phenomenon for the phrase "Fucking Tool Box". A "Fucking Tool Box" is a super moron. The words Moron, Stupid Ass and Idiot just don't "POP" like "Fucking Tool Box" does. Of course, when texting and emailing, you don't want to spell out the whole phrase "Fucking Tool Box" so you just type in "FTB". Also comes in handy if you are around little ones (not midgets but kids) or ladies and you have to express what a dumb ass someone is but you have to keep it on the down low.

Text: I am going to meet Leonard at the bar for a drink.
Text Response: Leonard is a FTB! OMG, what R U thinking?

A person is walking in a store parking lot smack dab in the middle of the lane you are driving down and he just keeps walking as if you are not there. You turn to your girl and ask her, "What's wrong with this FTB"?

Text: Don't go to Walmart in the hood on Sunday afternoons?
Text Response: Why not?
Text Response: A bunch of FTBs all over the place

by Disco Danny January 24, 2011

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