forklift 

Apple polisher in chinglish, Since forklift is a very powerful machine that can lift anything.
In Teow Chew or Hokkien, apple polisher used to be "Hu LP".
Thus in chinglish, the forklift i powerful enough to "Hu your boss LP"

See, John is forklift his boss again, guess he will get a great increment for this year too

forklift by The Chinglish Guy July 21, 2022

Forklift 

When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting

This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right

Forklift by EmmaDearest August 6, 2023

Forklift Certified 

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

Forklift Certified by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

forklift driver 

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

forklift driver by Bloopy May 18, 2005

Forklift Certified 

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

Forklift Certified by REALkj May 2, 2021

Forklift Certified 

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.

I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

Forklift Certified by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023

Forklift Tune-Up 

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

Forklift Tune-Up by DMO-LB May 1, 2010