forklift

Apple polisher in chinglish, Since forklift is a very powerful machine that can lift anything.
In Teow Chew or Hokkien, apple polisher used to be "Hu LP".
Thus in chinglish, the forklift i powerful enough to "Hu your boss LP"

See, John is forklift his boss again, guess he will get a great increment for this year too

by The Chinglish Guy July 21, 2022

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Forklift

When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting

This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right

by EmmaDearest August 6, 2023

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Forklift Certified

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

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forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 18, 2005

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Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.

Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

by REALkj May 2, 2021

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A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.

I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023

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