Definitions by DMO-LB

Forklift Tune-Up 

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

Forklift Tune-Up by DMO-LB May 1, 2010