An exquisite maneuver consisting of a man releasing gases from his posterior onto his woman's face whilst simultaneously propelling his seed upon her bosom.
by Joseph Signet April 24, 2005
Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?
by Angel & Matt October 05, 2005
1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.
"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."
A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?
B. The football game was on and I was drunk...
A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.
B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.
A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?
B. The football game was on and I was drunk...
A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.
B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.
by Megan Eason August 21, 2008
by a_underscore January 29, 2021
An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
by AlexanderThundersnow October 02, 2023
Yeah I'll just go to my manager and say "Hey, can I have the last years worth of video and audio?" and then I'll go to Aaron and say "Hey can I have all the writing you've been withholding?" And then I'll go back in time and record all of the instances they're referencing and then we'll just cross-reference those 3 things and even if I demonstrate that it's happening now you're just going to say "well you were still mean to the fucking retard and you think women are wrong so REEE! BURN THE HERETIC!" And then I stab your kids and then nothing will matter because I'll be dead!
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.
I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!
by corkvpn November 24, 2009