Fong

A bad, terrible person. One who knows nothing about maths and science.

You are such a fong!

by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike May 13, 2005

fong

When you're fed up with everyone's shit and you're damn near ready to commit

Yo did you see gavin's private story?
That nigga fong as fuck

by so fong February 28, 2020

Fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab.

by Charles March 9, 2005

Fong

the combination of the words "faux" and song. Use to describe songs which employ beats and rhythm, but no actual singing.

Used in a sentence: "OMG, have you heard Kesha's new fong?" or "OMG don't you love that new G6 fong"

by creepertons October 5, 2010

fong

Derieved from the word bong. The word fong is the definition of a bong made from a fog machine.

Hey man, you looked baked. Were you hittin the fong?

by Sir Gizz Alot July 12, 2004

fong

A faux bong. Usually created by high school students, or stoners on the go. Made out of a plastic water bottle or other makeshift device. Can have real slide or a fide (foil slide).

Caitlin: I almost bong cruised down here from 508 but decided not to let them catch me ridin' dirty.

MacLovin': No worries. We can always rock a fong.

by MacLovin' July 6, 2008