FOD

A shortened version of food, which also sounds so much cooler than the original MKI "food". MKII being "fod"

God, I'm so hungry, i need some fod.

by Chris moody December 1, 2003

fod

an abbreviation of "Fuck Off Dumbass"

Austin: Did you turn in that assignment?
Andy: FOD

by Feel like I'm 21 Savage April 22, 2021

fod

n. Abbreviation of forehead. Slightly derogatory term used normally to draw attention to its massiveness or the manner in which it is exposed.

Having had to concentrate so heavily on getting dressed, John's fod was awash with sweat.

by Curis September 17, 2005

fodding

the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work

They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding

by Crust March 23, 2005

FODS

Stands for Female Over-Dominated Society. FODS is a word that describes the state in which females tend do control males through various means in a relationship, leading to the submission and slavery of innocent men everywhere. Also used to describe the circumstances of a whipped man. It is prophesized that one day whipped men everywhere will revolt and there will be a day of reckoning.

"Where's Chris?" "Ah, his girlfriend made him volunteer in a community car wash" "Wow, FODS got him pretty bad"

"Please wise master, tell me how a one may combat the horror of FODS" "There is but one way my pupil, and that is total and complete sexual abstinence" "Shit"

by MrTickles June 11, 2006

Fod

Gay orgasm.

Nick paid David a visit to fod his ass off.

by BGirlFreezinLegz October 27, 2008

Fod

This was a typo in a chat room four friends were having, one typed 'Oh Fod xD' instead of 'God'
and so, the four trended it out as Fod the almighty ruler of Internet and Typos.

Friend1: Yeah... so that's it xD
TypoGuy: Oh Fod xD
Friend2: ALL HAIL FOD!!!
Friend3: FOD THE ALMIGHTY!!!
Friend1: OF INTERNET AND TYPOS!
TypoGuy: xD Fod help us

by Foddler September 3, 2013