FMITA

Short for fu** me in the ass. Used when even events take a turn for the negative, usually impacting you.

You go all in on a straight flush, the last card draws your opponent a royal flush; hence you can say "Well, FMITA!"

by morena capoeirista September 12, 2009

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

Fritard

a muppet, bit gulleble and stupid

a guy walks past u and knoks into u so u can call him a fritard

by james foster September 10, 2005

Fitard

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

FMITA

Fuck me in the asshole

Cole:hey how u doing
Hailey:FMITA
Cole:Aight

by Thotflicted July 4, 2017

fmitah

fuck me in the ass hole🥵😤

fmitah, im done with this.

by si daddy December 29, 2018

Fmita

Fuck Me In The Ass

God I hate my life, fmita!!!!

by Lol8tater December 29, 2018