Skip to main content

Flobbin

A stumbling and awkward attempt
Inherently hopeless and ending in failure.
MAN .my lip is so sore. Because early at work my boss gave me a fat lip.Now I'M A a "FLOBBIN" there.and my lips hurt.
by lefty midnight August 11, 2018
mugGet the Flobbin mug.

free-flubbing

When a big girls pants are ripped on the inside thigh area and the fat bulges out of the rip. The boyfriend (or girlfriend) then gently slaps the bulge of fat back and forth which is the act of free-flubbing.

This word was actually created by my babe, who is a large woman, who is very comfortable with herself and makes me feel comfortable with her. Free-flubbing is not a sexual act as much as it is an act that shares a sense of freedom and closeness between two consenting adults. Not at all thought of as something to ridicule a large person.
Today when my babe slid into the seat of my car, I heard her pants rip and saw a big piece of flab sticking out of the hole. Being very confident in herself, she took my hand and slapped it back and forth against the bulge of fat, turning me on to my first experience in what she calls free-flubbing.
by Kid Blue April 18, 2022
mugGet the free-flubbing mug.

flobbling

He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.
by eapoc January 2, 2009
mugGet the flobbling mug.

Flubbing

The act that Cubs fan perform on themselves or other Cubs fans around them. Also can be a synonym for masturbation.
After Carolos Zambrano's no hitter in Milwaukee all the Cubs in attendance fans began flubbing themselves.
by dd522 June 9, 2009
mugGet the Flubbing mug.

Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018
mugGet the Flabbing Shit Twister mug.

Scuba Flubbing.

Scuba flubbing is when a really fat person goes scuba diving and gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean because they are so heavy.
by #DaManBAM January 23, 2017
mugGet the Scuba Flubbing. mug.

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you repeatedly stroke of flick yours of someone elses ear forward causing it to jiggle. It is also known as Flubbing or Flub
I was ear flubbing my self giving me pleasure the way it jiggled.
by Evinator April 9, 2019
mugGet the Ear Flubbing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email