The process by which one engages in multiple instances of sunflowering simultaneously. Due to the somewhat ambiguous nature of the phrase, either the recipient or the executor may legitimately be referred to as the 'sunflower fielder'. Note that although the female is the more accessible candidate for the eager practitioner (due to the prospect of synchronised anal-vaginal fisting), the pliant male may desire that he be sunflower fielded at the culmination of an anal double fisting session.
Jimmy: "Bollocking cuntfish! What have you done to me!?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to the small supernovas of delight exploding sheer radiant pleasure throughout my taut frame?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well Jimmy, as I tentatively unfurl both fists deep within your rectal passage, I share with you the boundless eroticism of sunflower fielding. Your sister is an avid convert."
Jimmy: "Cor blimey Mum, this really is the greatest birthday ever..!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to the small supernovas of delight exploding sheer radiant pleasure throughout my taut frame?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well Jimmy, as I tentatively unfurl both fists deep within your rectal passage, I share with you the boundless eroticism of sunflower fielding. Your sister is an avid convert."
Jimmy: "Cor blimey Mum, this really is the greatest birthday ever..!"
by Jimmy's Sister February 24, 2008
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Smoking weed, hash oil, spice etc. on the polo fields. You get really stoned then lay back and stare at the stars (sounds gay but really cool) Normally done with close friends and new people are always welcome. towels are recommended so ur but and back dont get wet. snacks are recommended.As well as portable ipod speakers so you can listen to Bob Marley, Island Music etc .
by Acfp4life March 5, 2013
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He is adorable and hilarious.
But is often shadowed (literally) by his brother, Noel Fielding , as Mike, is kinda seen as the lesser of the two fieldings.
Aww. and on top of that he is cute and lispy.
He is adorable and hilarious.
But is often shadowed (literally) by his brother, Noel Fielding , as Mike, is kinda seen as the lesser of the two fieldings.
Aww. and on top of that he is cute and lispy.
Stef: Hahaha Naboo.haaa Mike Fielding.
Rachel: aww hes so short and lispy.
Stef: poor him being Noel's brother.
Rachel: yeh must suck.
Stef: he probably gets Noels cast-offs.
Rachel: Don't be mean! Naboo rocks!
Stef: Yeah totally.deffo.
Rachel: aww hes so short and lispy.
Stef: poor him being Noel's brother.
Rachel: yeh must suck.
Stef: he probably gets Noels cast-offs.
Rachel: Don't be mean! Naboo rocks!
Stef: Yeah totally.deffo.
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