Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019

COD Fantards

A child within the age of 7-13 who whines and obsesses over the infamous game series that is "Call of Duty". Usually FaZe member wannabes, they love to try and act "gangsta" to look cool. Really, though, they act stupid. When the match begins, they usually get pissed off whenever they get killed. They also usually suck at the game, getting about a score of 7/15 after the match, rarely getting higher.

Long story short, a CoD fan makes the online gaming community worse.

CoD Fantards: OH MY GAWD GTFO HERE!!! 1! 1!

by q543frodomar June 4, 2017

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

Fagtard

A mix between faggot and retard, usually offensive

You are a fagtard; your actions would make one assume you were a fagtard

by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fantard

A combination word of "fan" and "retard".
Used to describe the over-enthused or crazy and obsessed fans of American Idol!

That crazy girl with the American Idol sign is a FANTARD!

by willywee September 26, 2008

faptard

Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.

G Bush is the biggest faptard I know

by APTID July 11, 2006