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fapoof

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.
Thomas Fapoofed Dave
by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007
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fapsplosion

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin
Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"
by section9 November 30, 2010
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Fapspiration

"Dude, Dirty 'Stasia was fapspiration last night."

"Ew, bro. Mine was Sammie T."

"Good call."
by SexyBear June 2, 2012
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fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.
by Decavolt March 19, 2010
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fapestry

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011
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fanoshka

slang for a woman's private part.
Suzy rode her bicycle until her fanoshka hurt.
by digipoi August 3, 2006
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fapobyte

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."
by lostnthenet July 7, 2010
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