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J F'n C

A kneejerk reaction to a startling event. Best used in church as not to offend any priests, pastors or flanderizez.

Abbreviation for Jesus Fucking Christ.
J F'n C, your breath be smellin like wale pussy!
by Christ0 December 1, 2006
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J.F.G.U

When You just cant take it anymore, and their is no other path so You give up all hope and You just finally had enough of it, that You give up
When a person is trying to get something but keeps failing and they just can't take it anymore they would just be like j.f.g.u
by meeksss January 22, 2013
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J.F.K

"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
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J.F.H

I was working in the front of the store when my co-worker came in and I told her it looks like your man gave you some J.F.H before work.
by T-payne24 April 25, 2010
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J.F.K.

The act of ejaculating so hard in one's face that the sheer recoil of the busted load makes the receiver's head jerk back then to the side (either side will do) much like the unfortunate assassinated U.S. President of the 60's.
Man: You ready for it baby?

Woman: Yea gimme your man-chowder

Man: UGGHHHH! *shoots his load and does the J.F.K.*

Woman: WTF was that?

Man: That...*tiredly* was your first J.F.K.
by TheDarkCharmer October 21, 2009
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j/f/a

Just Fucking Around

A twist-off of j/k (Just Kidding)
Guy: That's cold, man!
Me: Relax, dude i'm j/f/a
by KSMoTO December 13, 2008
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Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".
Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!
by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006
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