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Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang
Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo

The most well known Stokeism goes as follows

Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

I coss coss they ?

Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

I can, can you ?
Futbo by Smoglet June 9, 2010

Furboligist 

A furboligist is someone who studies furbies. Furbies are actually very interesting.
My name is Jimbobjeff, and I am a furboligist.
Furboligist by The_DarkBean May 10, 2021
Futball is the original name for the sport, "Soccer".

A team sport played between two teams of eleven players, and is widely considered to be the most popular sport in the world. It is played on a rectangular grass or artificial turf field, with a goal at each of the short ends. The object of the game is to score by maneuvering the ball into the opposing goal.
American: Hey wanna go play some soccer with us?
Brazillian: What is that?
American: Oh yeah, I forgot, it's the same as the sport in your country called "Futball".
Brazillian: Oh! Sure! I love that sport!
Futball by Maniaq April 23, 2008
A stricking, blue lightning bolt, which specifically seaks out the tight anus of a "wet-blanket","up-tight", or severely austere/cruelly stern individual, with the intent of explosively loosening the clenched shut sphinctor, thereby allowing the recipient to regain their humanity.
Immediately after the explosive occurance,
the recipient is seen participating in a conga line, limbo match, lamp-shade dance,
rolling down a flight of stairs in a sleeping bag,and other similar activities.
The only way Brigandon will let you take the afternoon off, is, while the cheap-skate bends over to pick up a penny, a funbolt shoots up his ass!

Yeah,.. if he smiled, his face would crack!
A bloody funbolt would probably kill'im!

A short, fat man that thinks hes funny when telling a joke or a story. When in relaity he sounds really stupid and is making himself look like an idiot.
Dana: Hey have you talked to Bill lately?
Eric: Yea, hes a real futboy.
Futboy by KimmyDawn June 22, 2012

futbolista 

A soccer player who plays everyday.
That cat Noah is a futbolista. He only plays soccer. Always has a soccer ball juggling, playing wall ball, doing tricks or megging the other players. That
futbolista by Surfnsoccee August 2, 2019