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exercise vomit 

when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.

...like we care
"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"

this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
exercise vomit by brookeb925 April 9, 2010

exercise in futility 

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
exercise in futility by Herzlos March 19, 2008

exercise the option

exercise the option: definition when someone has several sexual options available to them...example: if a girl has lots of guys calling all the time, or vice versa and the person decides to go ahead and have sex with one of the people she/he is said to have "exercised the option"
Keisha has so many options cuz guys call her all the time to hang, and she decided to exercise the option last night when she slept with Kevin.

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries! 

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

Exercise THOT 

Is a person that posts themselves working out in the gym every single day on social media websites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. These individuals mostly use Instagram to show off more then any other social media websites . In addition to that these people use the hashtags #FitLife #GYMFLOW and #STEROIDS.
That guy Alex is a big Exercise THOT, all he posts on Instagram is him working out.

Carly is a Exercise THOT, all he does is posts pictures of himself working out #steroids

If you follow @Thereal_BobCarley he is a big ass Exercise THOT on Instagram .

exercise bulimia 

A person who justifies eating by excessively working out soon after a meal is digested.
Raquel: ugh...I just had 2 slices of pizza and a beer. I need to wake up early tomorrow to run 10 miles.

Steve: don't forget we are having birthday cake in the afternoon too.

Raquel: oh great. Then ill have to run and workout tomorrow night too then.

Steve: I think you have "exercise bulimia"!
exercise bulimia by kevcola June 18, 2011