ejeculate

feeding your grandma

A: Dude, can you come over?
B: No man, I have to ejeculate again.
A: Bummer.

by number 2 June 14, 2004

execute

To have sex or sexual activity with the opposite sex. Usually requires penetration. Foreplay, hand job, blow job, even anal doesn't count.

To complete the task of sexula penetration with the penis into the vagina.

I took her out to a nice dinner, cost me an ass load and she wouldn't let me execute at the end of the night. She just closed her legs!!

I got a hand job last night, but couldn't execute. She wasn't ready for me yet.

by oregon asian March 30, 2006

efecuate

Verb. To evacuate feces from the body.

A combination of the words evacuate and feec. This contraction, or portmanteau, is often employed to save precious time as the turtle's head makes an appearance.

First coined in northern hemisphere Summer 1999 and commonly used on roadtrips thereafter to communicate urgency. Popular among linguists, the elderly, and efficiency experts.

Employer: Excuse me, where are you going? The job interview is not over yet.
Applicant: Yeah, but I've gotta efecuate.

by Quanfucius May 6, 2005

execulate

To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.

Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.

by pentozali September 9, 2010

ejacubate

Two full grown hairy men masturbating while the other is ejaculating

Those two men are doing a special ejacubate activity in the depths of the sewer

by ShootinTheBull October 18, 2021

Executed

Executed is a well feared CyberSecurity user who is involved in Doxxing, hexxing, CyberSecurity and more. Executed is a member of Skixx MeliSec Rain 223 666 Etc

Executed is a cyber criminal

by Crimewrld October 15, 2022

Execute

To eat a banana with a book on your head.

I will execute.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022