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Canon Event

An event in someone's life that must happen, in order to keep the balance of the multiverse and a development in their storyline. If you happen to change or distrupt it, the multiverse will collapse.
"Hey, i saw Jhon's girl with another man! should we tell him?"

"Nah man, it's his canon event!"
by anjinglah June 6, 2023
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orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
by theinstigator January 13, 2014
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People's Main Event

A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase is generally used by MMA reporters New York Rick and Ariel Helwani on The MMA Hour.
New York Rick: So what fight do you believe should have been the people's main event UFN :76?

Ariel Helwani: Ben Rothwell vs Stipe Miocic assuming the injury bug did strike again.
by StarfishLightning December 24, 2015
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cannon event

An extremely crucial event in one’s life that must happen to learn from it
She was just a cannon event bro
by drxw June 12, 2023
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everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.
"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."
by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007
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The Airborne Toxic Event

an indie-rock band that was formed in 2006 by Mikel Jollett. the band is made up of

Mikel Jollett
Steven Chen
Noah Harmon
Anna Bulbrook

&
Daren Taylor

THE BEST BAND EVER!
by AirborneToxicEvent<3 June 16, 2009
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evetta

Beautiful, Russian pussycat who also answers to the name Catwoman.

Evetta has no time for small talk and enjoys meeting interesting people who are inspiring and creative. She's hard to get close to, but if you do Evetta is the most loyal companion.
Evetta is the best friend I could ever ask for.
by Kitten09 March 16, 2014
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