everclear goggles

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.

Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

by 20th century dude November 26, 2007

Everclear Roulette

Can occur any time drinking is taking place. Everyone gets a shot glass. All glasses are filled with vodka, except one. The exception is filled with Everclear. All shot glasses are mixed up and all participants grab a shot glass. All at once everyone does the shot. The loser, or winner depending on the way you look at it, gets the shot of Everclear.

Pat - "Let's play everclear roulette"
Matt - "I dont wanna play"
Jeremy - "Do it pussy"
Brad - "Yeah don't be a bitch"
Pat - "Stop being a vagina...our grandparents fought WW2 for this shit. This is our generations Normandy"

by hownutz psu March 24, 2010

edward everclear hands

when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.

Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.

by Edward Everclear Hands March 30, 2009

Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer

Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.

by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017

everlark

Everlark is the ship between katniss and peeta from the hunger games series also known as peniss or toast

Everlark also known as peniss or toast

by Daisy2399 December 30, 2013

Everlark

The ship name for Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark in the Hunger Games series. This uses their last names, deriving "Ever" from Katniss's last name, Everdeen, and "Lark" from Peeta's last name, Mellark. Serious shippers tend to use Everlark as a ship name, while some may use the alternative ship name, including Katpee.

( All rights to the characters Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark go to author Suzanne Collins. They are seen in the Hunger Games triology, including the books The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjay.)

"Wow, I really ship Everlark!" said every sane Hunger Games fan ever.

by Aurrrr January 1, 2018

Everywear

When you wear one piece of clothing everywhere

"I like that shirt, do you wear it often?"
"Everywear."

by monicalewinsky March 17, 2015