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Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."
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Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp
guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me
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Evan Peters

I farted
OK but evan peters is still hotter than you!
haha what
join discord.gg/evanpeters
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evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun
"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee
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evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
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Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!
“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”
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Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
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