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Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.
Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC
by heavygrape August 4, 2022
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Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019
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Evaced

US Army slang possibly from the Korean War, where helicopters were first used to transport wounded troops, but certainly in use during the Vietnam War. A contraction of evacuated, it means to be removed from a combat zone, by helicopter, to an aid station or hospital and, if the injury or wound is serious enough, back to the United States.
Jimmy got creased a couple of times during Charlie’s last attack; dumb fuck thought he was going to be evaced, but all he got was a purple heart and a pat on the head.
by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017
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evaced

US Army slang from the Vietnam War. A contraction of evacuated, it means to be removed from a combat zone, by helicopter, to an aid station or hospital and, if the injury or wound is serious enough, back to the United States.
Joe caught some shrapnel in Charlie's last mortar attack; he's bein' evaced back to the States with a stopover for more surgery in Japan.
Shame, now we'll get another FNG.
by Croatalin November 23, 2013
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
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Vindaloo evacuation

When you have a roaring hot diarrhea of fire the day after having consumed very spicy foods, such as a Vindaloo curry. This usually happens first thing in the morning, mere minutes after you wake up, and it stings even worse going out than it did coming in.
Man, last nights curry was friggin' delicious, but it resulted in a painful Vindaloo evacuation early this morning.
by Kingen March 12, 2010
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premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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