etard 

A beautiful state of mind , where you are constantly lving out E-magnation .

E tards can can be found E-njoying life and are negligent for the Repercussions of there actions.

single : E-Tard

Plural : E-Tards

Mel and Dui are E-Tarded 4 life because they love to party hard .

etard by Luke Gibson November 25, 2003

etard 

a person who is unfamilar with get-toe languge

Kristen: in the bay we get hifee
Jackie: its hyphy you etard

etard by enenue May 1, 2006

etard 

Someone who still uses aol.

Bob is such an etard he still thinks aol is a real browser.

etard by Urban Observer January 4, 2009

Etard 

A person who acts stupidly on the internet (sometimes refers that as the 'intarweb'). Uses OMG, WTF, BBQ and maybe LOL over and over and acts stupidly over the internet. They think they know a lot about computers but they're just faking it in the long run because they're trying to be cool.

"Dude my hard drive doesn't work..."
"Huh, why?"
"I put software on it and now it's a soft drive..."
"You fucking etard."

Etard by DJ Striker November 23, 2004

etard 

one who is a casual ecstasy user...

kv is an etard.!

etard by el rey March 27, 2003

eTard 

Someone who purposely spells things in a extremely retarded manner because they believe they are funny when they're just really stupid. Mainly on chats and forums.

eTard - i can haz catz?

Me - wtf are you talking about?

eTard - lulz

Me - Cunha, shut up your such a eTard

eTard - I HAS TEH POOP!

Me - .....

eTard by Monny JMK November 15, 2009

etard 

Someone who is technologically "challenged"; out of sync with modern everyday technology, like not being able to operate the gas pump even.

Can't you just email it to me? What are you etarded?

etard by drd79 January 4, 2010