what is this i dont even

Internet meme used to indicate confusion.

Random dude: hey gaiz i jus cught diglet snorlax went boom ate too much kickz lolz

Other dude: what is this i dont even

by ryanxwonbin October 16, 2008

Elvenbuilder

A female in power who should not be in power or an utter bitch

That bitch politician over there sent a bunch of people to jail for no reason...she's such an Elvenbuilder.

by Dinov November 2, 2014

essence-of-puss

The fundamental odor of vaginal moisture.

Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.

A man and a woman, just having finished passionate foreplay, were cuddling each other in bed. At one point, the man put his hand to his wife's face, to caress and admire her and she said "uummm! Your fingers smell like essence-of-puss."

by Westphalia July 19, 2014

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.

To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017

Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.

Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 7, 2016

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Man Essentials

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011