eshlad

an underachiever in society, usually does not complete much further than tenth grade. dress code includes a striped, collered shirt, a white hat advertising some brand such as dada, ecko, nike or adidas, a small backpack is nessesary and of course every eshlad must be rocking a pair of nike TN's. local hangouts include train stations and tobacconists. almost every train in opperation will consist of at least 1 group of these junkies in training. spray cans are optional to complete the look. PIG LATIN IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE ACCEPTED!!!

eshlad: consists of the word lad, meaning boy and esh, being the pig latin word for sesh, meaning a sesion of smoking pot. scum of society are eshlads

by scott-ay2760 April 30, 2007

Evalass

A popular independent rap icon who does music

Have you heard that new song by Evalass he can spit!

Evalass meaning stands for "Every Venture Ahead Leads A Successful Story"

by evalass #1 Fan December 22, 2020

Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018

Escalante Special

The act of performing consensual sexual activities with a person, preferably girl, and then being accused of taking advantage of her the next morning.

I thought I was out for a night of fun but got the Escalante Special instead.

by Homosexual Rapist March 20, 2017

escalate

become greater or more serious

your gonna escalate the situation if you continue instulting people

by fresh prince May 24, 2005

Escalading

Cruising around the neighborhood with the intent of showing off one's car, especially when the car is actually lame.

"Hey, did anybody see who hit my car?" "Yeah, it was a bunch of dudes Escalading in a blue Geo Tracker."

by nehcrikslegne July 17, 2009

The Escalator

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verb

1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.

The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!

by 42 guys under the Rainbow October 21, 2011