Errol's Wife

Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what

I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine

My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!

Errol's Wife is so beautiful

by Janet21 February 6, 2023

Errol

To have sexual intercourse, necessarily with a female for the purposes of this definition, from behind either vaginally or anally, withdrawing prior to orgasm, ejaculating on her back and immediately walking out of the house.

"I Erroled Sally last night!"

"Jesus how did she react?"

"Not too impressed!"

by Mickstar February 3, 2008

Errol

used when rolling a joint, to describe using only the minimal amount of tobacco, equal to the wafer-thin moustache sported by errol flynn. Note, the opposite of an Errol is a Burt (Reynolds)

easy with the tobacco man, no need for a Burt, just give it a nice Errol

by Spliff Richard and Mako July 16, 2008

Errol

(noun) A variation of "earl" meaning the anti-hero or the noble pirate. The paradox of a good guy that is willing to behave badly or a bad guy that is able to do good deeds.

or

A person who is willing to do wrong for the right reasons or a just outcome and/or a person who appears righteous but perpetuates evil. (A paradox!)

Errol pissed me off when he did the opposite of what I told him but it still worked in the end.

or

The U.S.A was a real errol when George Bush Jr. was the leader. (A paradox of a great place not living up to it's promise because of a terrible leader.)

by E24/7 February 3, 2010

Errol

A maneuver in which during sex, before ejaculation, you remove the penis in time to nut outside of the pussy. Errol generally mean to have good pull out game.

I got that Errol type pull out game.

by Realnicca12 June 14, 2017

Errol the idiot

Errol apparently stays to himself at first,but we all know it's a front LOL
This man tells more lies than prince Andrew and simply doesn't know how to stay to himself.

He seems to be the perfect magnet for

desperate WOMEN/ YOUNG girls with low self esteem or DADDY issues. He lets them into his place under the guise of mentoring them,but it never happens the way they think 😂

A(Confidence Trickster) who's behavior could be misconstrued as some varying degree of a pedophilic tendency. Errol carries on regardless not seeing his own wrongs,but quickly deflects from this behavior. When did the Mentor start to fuck the Mentee? Of course he can teach you a lot like how quickly he can remove your underwear LOL
These Women/Young girls become bitter very quickly when contact ceases between them & their OLD Fuck buddy thinking it could go on for ever. One day he meets the(ONE)settles down then things change,but instead of being happy for him & his wife they continue posting.

Guess they'll never meet their own Errol & jealousy weighs heavy on the mind

Errol the idiot will never learn

by Janet21 January 27, 2023

Errol's Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress there isn't a day when Thee "I" don't miss & think about you♥️ Remember we did av nickname for each other, you was my EVEREADY & I was Waynie Wonder oh wha fun we use to av we were totally committed to each other mi wished you

did never left to come UK we would av a better life. We can't go back,but I do in my mind & mi know if anything was to appen I'd be wid you in a heartbeat don't ever forget say mi love you even more than before mi wish mi was kissing you now & mi know you were de one mi should av marry long ago & although mi don't know if you will see dis mi love you same in all you ways.I got your back you mean absolutely everything to mi all ways member dat ♥️

Errol's Wife
I give thanks & praises to the most high for giving me the privilege of knowing this beautiful woman I just hope the husband knows what him got...

by Janet21 March 27, 2023