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spiritual erection

A woman who you excites spiritually; to be bowled over or turned on in a spiritual sense. To be ignited by enlightenment.
Dude, I went and saw marianne williamson, I swear she gave me a spiritual erection! Man I'm just saying, OPRAH, WELL SHE GIVES ME A SPIRITUAL ERECTION.
by Lenny Payne October 30, 2010
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Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time
Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay
by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019
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Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused
Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016
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elauction

When elected office is up for bid, up for being bought by the highest bidder, an elauction is under way.

Elauction indicates the primary role of money (and the principal bearers of money known as billionaires) in supposedly democratic elections.

The term, elauction, represents how the oligarchy, known these days as billionaires (or Billionaire Overlords) is able to buy elections.
When $100 million is spent to prop up a Governor who has been subjected to a recall, while a paltry $4 million is spent by the challenger, we are certainly witnessing an elauction.

When each candidate is a mere face, a mere facade for billionaire backers, an elauction is under way.

Who will win the elauction? The highest bidder, or the highest so-called 'contributor' will of course buy the elauction.
by Neologian-PJG June 27, 2012
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Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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Correction Errection

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.
Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010
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