epson

The company that makes my printer, and it's OK, I guess

At least my EPSON printer breaks less then the crappy HP one I had last time.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003

Ensom

The coolest and shortest family that ever existed. Originally from England and spread out across Canada, the east coast, some in Fresno, California, and some in Europe. Bud Ensom=Wilshire Paint Company

Those Ensom's are midgets

That Ensom girl is hot

by Ensom girl October 20, 2008

esomnia

Not being able to sleep due to an internet addiction.

"Are you still up?! It's 3AM!"
"Yeah, I have to check my mail."
"Dude, you have esomnia!"

by puntmuts December 25, 2008

epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.

"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"

by zaky January 16, 2007

Epson

Maker of printers and copying machines.
Also used to describe someone who copies other people's ideas; a copying machine.

*sees kid with red new-brand hoodie*
Guy 1: I'm gonna get one too!
Guy 2: Dont be an epson bro.

by potato_in_my_anus May 15, 2013

epometer

When something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win

"she just fell over."
"HAHA that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer"

"my mother just died"
"oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer"

by My pseudonym laugh laugh January 12, 2010

Ersome

A word that means something is sexy and awesome at the same time.

That shirt makes you look so Ersome.

OR

Today has been a Ersome day.

by Mattixz K. January 2, 2011