toll booth epilepsy

The frenzied scramble for change at a toll booth when one realizes that there is no money in the vehicle console. Usually involves digging with one's hands around the seat in hopes that some change will be discovered.

Idk man, must be having some toll booth epilepsy

by Kappan_Kruntsch January 28, 2011

Pussy Epilepsy

When your vagina is so wide it spasms trying to grasp on to any dignity it has left

Side effects of being a whore may include pussy epilepsy; see definition.

by beckEE November 3, 2014

Epicles

The Greek god that is the cause of anything awesome or spectacular.

"That last weekend at Mt Blue was amazing, Epicles hast blessed us"

"Though shalt drink til though see only beautiful woman, said Epicles to man"

by Vlad 8====0 February 22, 2010

Testicular Epilepsy

Occurs when your testicular region, or ballsack, suddenly has an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. This form of epilepsy is more common in males...

Kaitlyn: "What the hell is going on in that guy's pants?!"
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."

by Reptar9000 September 18, 2010

epilepsex

The performance of sex in a convulsive manner often resulting in disconnections and premature ejaculations (or gkicks). The U.S. Surgeon General recommends exercising epilepsex cautiously, while the repetition of screaming "Bella!" tends to curb the side effects.

We totally cybor'd and then had epilepsex on the interwebz.

by lickemgoodtilltheyfall May 13, 2008

epilepsy

A nervous illness characterized by convulsions and ending in a loss of consciousness.

"I have epilepsy."

by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004

ephelepsy

an ephelis is a freckle in greek. An epheleptic is a person who suffers from hundreds of freckles, ephelepsy.

Julianne Moore, the hot, freckled, red-headed actress, suffers from horrible ephelepsy.

by DoctorV April 7, 2011