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Ennui Kissinger

Obscure 90's band had a minor hit with the funk-tinged dancefloor rave-up "Limestone Willie." Band had distinctive stage presence in tuba player Sergio and go-go dancing guitarist Gretl. Members later appeared in such bands as the Dirtminers and Catfence.
"Obsessive? He spends all his time looking for old Ennui Kissinger albums!"
by Chipping Woodlet III October 26, 2005
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ennui sandwich

That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.
I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.
by KKPresident November 30, 2015
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ennuendo

1. Anally orientated sexual innuendo; the inclination to use sibilance in conjunction with "ass" words (ie assimilate, assassinator, analgesia etc)

2. intracolic activity.
1. classic case of ennuendo: "The win was largely due to the immaculate analytical skill of Blackman, nicknamed the ‘assassinator’ due to his high assist to assiduous ratio, with his assertive associate Vincenzo, who assuredly assumed an assimilative yet asseverate assemblage that laid an assail on the opposition, which was an assessed assignment that provided analgesia to the Gentlemen’s cause."

2. more common case of ennuendo: Money was on the ground, in front of the jew. The jew was bent over, in front of the greek.
by rj45 August 21, 2007
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ennuWii

The feeling when, after the initial gaming spree when you buy a new console, you realise you can't be arsed any more.

(Originally created in Meish.org)
"Dude, wanna play some Wii Sports?"
"Meh. I'm not into that s**t any more."
"Huh, that's some ennuWii you got there!"
by Frettafrunz February 6, 2009
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Encumbered

Engaged in action: Occupied.
Q: Are you free Wednesday night or are you encumbered with Whatshisname?

A: Encumbered. And Recurring. And why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-nass?
by H Green March 22, 2008
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The Devil's Ennema

Noun: An ancient & ritualistic sexual position, first practised by the Jhahabbi monks of Tasmania, Australia and Newfoundland, Canada, wherein during the course of anal sex (male-to-female in the "doggy-style" position), the male releases the totality of his over-filled bladder into the anal cavity of the female; the resulting pressure causing the excess urine to be expelled around the base of the member, while still inserted. This position is best used when the female's undergarments are still around the knees or higher, as to cause the highest chance of said undergarments being soaked the the resulting discharge.

N.B Uttering the term "the Devil's Enema" may result in thunderclaps, lightning flashes, and the sound of wolves howling in the distance.
"That skank in the bar was so hammered, I took her into the gents and gave her The Devil's Ennema without her even noticing that her pants were soaked in my piss. Can you smell that shit?"
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eanum

A female lover who secretly enjoys anal sex
My eanum, I can't wait until you are my pig again
by Vincent Spencer June 27, 2007
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