1. like to company "Enron" (once a good company, gone bankrupt because of their ways). this a unisex term for one who has the illusion that they are highly valuable, has great morals, and is attractive; but in reality, they are goldiggers, liars, and overall whores sneaking behind your back.
2. the hidden office codename for a skank.
2. the hidden office codename for a skank.
co-worker A: "damn, you see that new girl that came in today for her interview?"
co-worker B: "yeah, man i wouldn't tap that if i were you; Rob used to date her, said she's an enron"
co-worker A: "what the fuck?...aw hell naw you serious?"
co-worker B: " it's been confirmed, she's already fucked like 5 random dudes here in one month"
co-worker A: "DO NOT WANT...my dick deserves better than that"
co-worker B: "yeah, man i wouldn't tap that if i were you; Rob used to date her, said she's an enron"
co-worker A: "what the fuck?...aw hell naw you serious?"
co-worker B: " it's been confirmed, she's already fucked like 5 random dudes here in one month"
co-worker A: "DO NOT WANT...my dick deserves better than that"
by Mr.Pipez October 17, 2010
Get the enron mug.emoni means the most beautiful girl who is loyal to her friends. she is also very sexy. she loves to laugh and have fun. she is very nice but she can be mean and crazy at times.
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Get the enron mug.A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
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Get the emonism mug.an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.
by Laird December 8, 2003
Get the Enron mug.Raping babies is just fucking enron, man.
Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.
Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.
Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee.
Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006
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