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eagle spread pose

When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.
In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)
by Jared Funky funk April 25, 2012
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Engled

Verb
1. To be reprimanded by a supreme authority.

2. To be lectured or scolded

3. To be punched in the face
"Oh man I didn't call in sick yesterday I'm really going to get Engled now."

"Man if you keep doing that you're going to get Engled. Don't say i didn't warn you"

"HA! She told you, you so got Engled."
by hasbeenengled March 8, 2010
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bald eagle jones

When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.

phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
by Steven Thornton April 25, 2008
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Laughing Eagle'd

When a submissive male eats out the anus of a dominant male partner then spreads the collected fecal bits from his tongue onto the body of an eager female participant.
Did you just see Josh get Laughing Eagle'd. I can't believe Steph let herself be slathered like that.
by Murray Crow May 26, 2008
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Operation Eagle Falcon

An operation in which multiple guys on a high school football team hold down another member of the team and jam a taki up his ass.
Did you guys see Chandler get the operation eagle falcon last night? I heard the got the taki all the way up.
by Cometodaddy69 July 9, 2019
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Polishing The Eagle

This is another term for masturbation/wanking
Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!
by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009
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Cho-mo enabler

Someone who 'doesn't see' what a child molester is doing.

Eg- there is a difference between not knowing and not wanting to know, thus allowing the abuse to continue.
I avoid them, they're a cho-mo enabler. It confuses me how they have any friends
by Bitchitsnotaboutyou February 23, 2021
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